according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now
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have no regrets
except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those
To this day, Im still finding some pop up on my dash that I need to unlike.
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“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
omg this is still going
IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.
Third time reblogging it today, and I regret nothing
Broke 5 Million!
Still going strong..
WE BROKE 6 MILLION. keep it going!
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
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I want a remote that makes people shut the heck up with the click of a button
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contrary to popular belief, you do not become an expert on mental illness just because you’ve seen the perks of being a wallflower
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